m3sammy:

#walkingdead #zombie #zombies #Florida #Miamitrick (Taken with instagram)

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOD DAMN IT I FORGOT TO FILE MY TAXES.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOD DAMN IT I FORGOT TO FILE MY TAXES.

bacon-torpedo:

doyourwardance:

wadeinthefire:

jigsawxyouth:

xyrophile:

autumn-and-eve:

I was reading on Wikipedia and apparently there is a position where you can manage to get two penises in the vagina and two in the butt at the same time

how

what

my that is a lot of penises

gee whiz

HOW

reblogging for the sad penises.

but where would the people attached to the penises go?! i mean that’s a lot of people crowding around

link pls i must investigate this further

(Source: gradies, via pornogrinder)

how to excite a crowd of black people:

cynique:

  • play “poison” by bell biv devoe 

ugh dats racist I’m of hispanic/latin origin and I thoroughly enjoy Poison by Bell Biv Devoe.

How DARE YOU.

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theworstthingsforsale:

I can’t think of what you would do with a 60”x41” decal of a guy sitting on a couch playing Xbox. Would you put it on the wall behind your gaming spot and pretend you had a buddy there Xboxing with you? Would you stick it to someone’s window as a prank, so they thought there was a guy in their yard playing Xbox? Or would you stick it above your modern couch in your Apartment Therapy-ass apartment to bring the preciousness of your impossibly-clean modern tables and lamps back to earth?

theworstthingsforsale:

I can’t think of what you would do with a 60”x41” decal of a guy sitting on a couch playing Xbox. Would you put it on the wall behind your gaming spot and pretend you had a buddy there Xboxing with you? Would you stick it to someone’s window as a prank, so they thought there was a guy in their yard playing Xbox? Or would you stick it above your modern couch in your Apartment Therapy-ass apartment to bring the preciousness of your impossibly-clean modern tables and lamps back to earth?

ladyevil111:

Ahahaha!

ladyevil111:

Ahahaha!

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